Category Archives: General Mumblings

Professor Cushing

My daughter is going to be a senior in highschool, but for a long time now, she keeps asking “Why aren’t you a teacher?”  Seems she and her friends liked the way I taught them how to roll sushi!  I’ve taught martial arts for years at a time, and I guess people liked the way I did it, because I always got a positive response.

She and I were on our way home one night from her friends, and as we were driving past the local community college, she brought it up again.  My Dad used to work near where I live now and had taught a class for a few semesters, so she wondered why I couldn’t.

“Why not?” I thought the next day.  I wrote to the Chair of the department to ask him about what credentials were needed to teach, and turned out he could grandfather me in as an adjunct because of my work experience.  We had gone back and forth over email for several days, but something clicked because we hit it off and I go to sign the HR paperwork on Monday to teach a Database Design and Development class in the fall.

Psyched/Freaked as hell, should be a lot of work, and a lot of fun.  Wondering if I’ll end up with students who are friends with my kids since some of them are going there.  Anyway, this is a reminder to everyone – you gain nothing by not risking anything.  Granted, I wasn’t risking much with an email, but here we are.

Wow!  Now I have to design my curriculum!!!

It’s all about what and where you do things

I started my career out of college with a bright, shiny degree in Accounting working for Accounttemps doing everything from payroll to filing to accounts payable.  Landed my first fulltime gig after a 6 month temp to perm working as an internal auditor for a company in Texas.  Great company, wonderful people.  I realized very quickly that if I had to do bank reconciliations for the rest of my career, I’d end up in a loony bin.  I was good at it too, found some shifty stuff, but knew it wasn’t my long term gig.  Got a break when the IT director called me into his office and explained that if I was going to defrag and improve performance on the computers in Accounting, that I should come work for him and do it fulltime since I enjoyed it.

That was my first help desk gig.  Knew I was in the right place within a few hours.

Fast forward over the years – got more interested in titles and cash than I did in being happy and doing what I liked – programming and data.  By the time I realized that I wanted to be the one elbow deep in code and not dealing with HR crap, I had almost ‘managed’ my way out of development all together.  Again, I was good at it, I just realized that once I had the title and the $, neither were worth how miserable I was, nor how much I missed being in development fulltime.

Took a salary cut to get a fulltime gig doing what I wanted to do, but I had done a lot of looking at myself and my life and realized that I wasn’t where I was supposed to be, but I hadn’t been there long and I wanted to give it a chance.  A once in a lifetime opportunity dropped, literally, into my lap and now I know what I’m supposed to be doing, and I’m where I’m supposed to be.

Think about this.  Work is going to take a majority of your time,  your sanity, and in my case, your hairline 🙂  I had found a bunch of jobs with great environments, but wasn’t doing what I knew I should be, or at least I knew I shouldn’t be doing what I was doing.  Been to one or two places where I was doing what I wanted to do, and even with the people I wanted to do it with, but the environment wasn’t conducive to staying sane.

Don’t stop learning, experimenting, pushing your boundaries.  Sitting there being miserable is a bad cycle to be in – trust me, I had plenty of these moments.  Do some online training, read a crap-ton of books, talk to people, network like a fiend.  If you work hard, and consistently, you’ll be ready for that once in a lifetime opportunity.  I found it, and it’s opening doors of knowledge for me I didn’t even know were there.

Never stop striving to better yourself, but make sure you take the time to be mindful of what’s going on around you, and thankful for what you have and what you’ve achieved.

Most importantly, give back when and where you can.

What are my Reps doing anyway?

So, I was curious about things and wanted to educate myself, especially since it looks like we’re all going to hell in a handbasket (or is it hen basket?).  Regardless of who you voted for, even if you won’t admit it, you have to have some misgivings about the man who will become our next president.

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I will always respect the position.  He is the duly elected leader of our country, and deserves our respect.  In this case, and I will not use his name here because I feel like he’s addicted to click-bait, I will respect him because of the position he will be in, but I will never respect him as a person.  Bush Sr, as much as I didn’t like his policies, I respected the man, and the position.  His son?  Okay, I respected the position 🙂
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What really shook me was a realization I had the other day.  Something occurred to me that made me stop and think, which I don’t think i’ve really been doing enough of lately except at work.  Senators and Members of Congress are elected by the people.  All hollywood and TV stuff you’ve learned aside, they are our voices in DC when it comes to making and passing laws, making the government work, and generally getting things done.  I won’t pretend to understand what either of the jobs entail, but my understanding is that they are there to promote the common good of the state and people they represent and help us continue as a nation.

Again, I’m woefully ignorant and fully admit that I have not been keeping up with political things until it becomes some kind of crisis – for me that was the two Bush W terms, and now this fiasco that we find ourselves in.  From what I can see, people who were hesitant to come out and speak against the president elect, are even more so now.  People who have publicly spoken against him, are now praising him.  Sure, people like Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders are trying to shed light on what’s going on, but I think the tactic of those in power, is to shine lights on things that are not as controversial as what they’re trying to get away with and in some cases, the media is along for the ride.

More and more I see in all facets of this predicament, it comes down to one thing – Money.  Who can make the most, who can get away with the most to make the most, and who can hide the most to get away with the most to make the most.  I’m not going to go into all the ways I believe the American people are going to be shafted in so many ways.  I’m not going to get on my high horse and start asking why no one is accountable anymore.  I’m seeing the sons and daughters and the members of the cabinet starting to circle around like a pack of vultures on a carcass.  It feels like they’re going to be feeding on the US until it becomes said carcass.

Rather than sit and bitch and moan and wring my hands, I’m going to get educated.

So the title of this post is about Congress and the Senate.  I had to look this up, but a Senator’s term is 6 years, and a Member of Congress is 2 years.  Let me ask you this – do you even know who your Senators and Reps are?  Did you bother to look them up to see what they stood for, or like me, just voted party line?  I’m working on that, I am, truly.

So in my research, and yes, this is just me googling stuff and coming back with what I found, so it might be off, I saw that the average term of service of a Senator is 10 years and a Representative is 9.  So in most cases, the average is about 2-3 terms.  That average sounds pretty good, and I don’t have an issue with that.

What I do have an issue with is people who have been there for more than 20 years.  The longest tenure for both bodies was over 50 years.  McConnell has been in the senate for more than 30.  The issue is this – How can someone who has been in DC for that long, really understand what it’s like to be from the state they represent?  How can someone who is making an average amount of $174,000 a year really understand what it’s like living pay check to pay check?  And if you serve more than 5 years, you get most of that in a pension.  And yet, it seems that’s where they’re looking to make cuts – at the very heart of things they depend on.

I guess what I’m getting is the problem is money.  Why would they want to give up their jobs, threaten their own re-elections, if they have it pretty good?  I mean come on, once you get in office, it’s gotta be pretty cushy 🙂  I’m sure its a lot of work, and you have to have the right set of skills, but once you’re there it seems like most of them are more interested in staying there than doing their jobs.  Where most of us are working around 250 days (if you have two weeks vacation and holidays off) where they only work about 130-150 (in session).  Yes, I know that they are working on days that they are not in session, but the appearance is that they’re doing very little but passing stuff that will increase the profits of someone other than the american people.

Yes, this might have been a very naive post, and maybe I’m deluding myself into thinking I can make a difference, but it’s been on my mind and I’ve wanted to at least write it all out, even if it only makes sense to me.

Thoughts?

How will you change the world?

Hope is great word.  According to Wikipedia Hope is an optimistic attitude of mind that is based on an expectation of positive outcomes related to events and circumstances in one’s life or the world at large.

Is hope more than just wishful thinking?  To me it always seemed a passive attitude, like you were waiting for something to happen.  To me, I always wanted to help it along by doing anything possible to make what I hoped happen, to actually happen.

I feel like with enough people with true hope, the world could change for the better.  I also feel like people are swallowed up in the immediate and material that people are distracted away from the real point we’re here – at least what I feel like is the real point we’re on the planet.  To make a difference.  I’ve spent the last several years so wrapped up in trying not to be miserable at work, trying not to bring that home, trying to save enough to do the things I want to do without spending so much that I can’t save, etc.

I feel like I have a lot to give.  I’ve done a decent job, imho, raising two wonderful children and giving back through the community and getting involved in things.  Lately tho, now that I have time to sit and think, i’m coming to the realization that I can do more.  With the technical skills I have, I want to try to help non-profits or agencies that help homeless and mentally disabled people do more to stretch their taxed budgets.

I have some ideas on who to contact and get that moving.

What are you going to do?

Happenings of a travel newbie…

I decided to start what might seem like an obvious list of things to bring when travelling, that I nonetheless figured out the hard way.  Feel free to comment, I’ll add it to the list.

  1. Do not bring two small containers of conditioner, shampoo is necessary.
  2. Take that old beat up pair of headphones and stick them in the bottom of your bag.  You will need them when you forget your decent ones and you’re on a flight surrounded by a group travelling halfway across the world who thinks it’s necessary to talk the whole three hours of the flight minus the ten minutes before landing when most of them fell asleep.
  3. Air horn to set off once ChatterBoxPackOfTravellers falls asleep.
  4. Comfortable clothes to travel in.  Thought about it, and had the clothes, next time I’m changing into sweats.
  5. Smaller device to watch movies on than my 17in laptop that I couldn’t open all the way.
  6. USB charger to plug my dying phone into said humongous laptop.
  7. Sharp pointy things for my elbows to move the butts of the people who leaned against my chair waiting to get to the restroom.
  8. Upgrades to move from the 2nd to last row before the bathroom because I have so little status with United Air.
  9. Extra pair of reading glasses to try to do crossword puzzle on my dying phone.  One of the butt leaners stepped on my glasses the .0000001 seconds after it fell from my pocket because I leaned forward away from the stinky breath of the traveller behind me trying to talk to my neighbor.

Yeah, it was all kinds of fun 🙂

Be Thankful & Get Off Your Ass

With everything going on in the world from Hurricane Matthew(no relation), to deciding which shiny turd to vote into office, to Clowns roaming neighborhoods on the east coast freaking people out – you have to take a minute and realize that you have a lot to be thankful for and you have a lot to do.

Life can change in an instant, do you want to be left standing there after a huge loss/disappointment/tragedy or even at the end of your days saying “I should have…” or “I wish I had…”.  There have been a lot of videos that I’ve seen lately that talk about people on the verge of death or late in life having things they wish they’d done when they had the chance.

The big question I keep asking myself is “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?”  I’ve been thinking lately that I’m a good man.  I’m a good friend (most of the time when I reach out to people), a good husband and father, and just good in general.  I like helping people, it makes me feel better about my own little world.  Lately, i’ve been feeling really mortal.  Having just left a bad situation, i’m slowly recovering, and thankfully some of the health issues I had going on are slowly but surely fixing themselves.  I’m no longer sweating through my undershirts by 10am or having trouble being around people 🙂  One thing that I do have to do once and for all is get my sinuses fixed.  Having surgery tomorrow to reduce some of the swelling in the internal bits and fixing a deviated septum I didn’t even realize I had.

Other than that, I have been making an effort to make myself uncomfortable by taking on things that are not in my sandbox.  I’ve fiddled around with the bass, but I’ve always wanted to be that guy that picks up an acoustic and plays campfire stuff everyone can sing along to.  So I finally decided to do something about it and was playing my daughter’s acoustic, which is smaller than normal and hard to learn on.  A good friend who is an excellent blue guitarist went out and bought me a new acoustic to play on and I committed to taking lessons.  Here’s what I sound like after two weeks:  (admittedly, I need to stop being so negative about my playing.  I’m going to be recording more on a weekly basis before my lesson to track my progress.  This is supposed to be Lyin Eyes by the Eagles.

It’s frustrating, my fingers are still hurting a lot, but you know what, it’s so satisfying when you get something.  It’s totally different from what I expected, and truthfully, it’s harder than I thought it’d be, but 1000x more rewarding.

So, in a long rambling way, I guess I’m saying that you should just go for it on something you’ve always wanted to do.  Worst case scenario, you can cross it off the list of “I wish I had” and move onto the next one 🙂

Good luck and let me know what you’re working on.  I’ll be your cheerleader!

 

Dreading going into work?

I had a really great realization last night around 8pm or so.  I realized that I was enjoying the company we had over, and that I wasn’t either dreading going into work the next day, or frustrated and angry that I needed to pull out my laptop to do the 100 things I needed for the next day first thing.

Do you find yourself in this situation on Sundays on a regular basis?

If so, what are you doing about it?

For way too long I have stayed in positions because I didn’t think I had an alternative.  I spent the last 15 years or so, jumping from job to job, varying in responsibilities and that when it came down to it, I was really unhappy.  I THOUGHT i knew what I wanted, but in truth, I just kept chasing the $.

Don’t quit your job, or decide to change industries or careers or anything like that.  Start simple.  What is one thing that can make that dread a little less?  Maybe you’re like me and you say yes to everything.  Start being more realistic.  You may have some friction because people are used to you always saying yes, so do it gently and don’t be all “F Everyone, I’m not doing Jack from now on!!!!  ROAR!!!!”  That might feel good, but that’ll get your ass booted 😉

I keep going back to this, but the one thing I learned from my past job was that I really didn’t know myself.  Self awareness is not comfortable at first, in fact, it’s a bit depressing.  Really take a look at who you are, what you like and don’t like, and what you really NEED, not want.  For me, I kept chasing the money through promotions and it got me farther and farther away from what I really enjoyed – solution development.

So when you’re bumming out on Sunday evening, think of one small thing you can do during the week to make it easier.  It may be as simple as going for a walk at lunch to break up the day, or it might be cleaning up your resume and have someone look at it.  Small steps create large results sometimes.  I can tell you that I was having a real problems physically – profusely sweating to the point of dehydration because of the constant level of stress.  I started meditating, doing self awareness exercises, realized I didn’t want to be a manager, and eventually I was applying to the right jobs and I got a really good one.

The other thing I found after I gave notice and had more free time, that I was able to do more with my free time.  Life is short, don’t waste it on Facebook or YouTube.  Do something productive!

You aren’t trapped or helpless

this is an addition to my original post – http://www.sqlkohai.com/be-happy/

A lot of people stay at jobs because ‘it pays the bills’ or ‘no one else will hire me’.  Truth is, the job market is good enough that you don’t have to settle in and wait for something to come along, you can go out and get something – IF, you’re willing to do the work.

Things don’t come easy, and they aren’t free.  When I realized that I wanted to develop fulltime and get away from management, I felt like I had trapped myself.  My development skills weren’t as sharp, and I had been working on simple SQL stuff rather than the complicated, mind bending things I had been used to as a developer.  Yes, there was a time that I could make an integration package do just about anything.

If you want to get out of where you are, don’t wish, don’t put it all on a recruiter or another company.  Remember, the grass isn’t always greener.  See what you can affect and change in your current position and try to make a change that way.  If that’s not getting you what you need, maybe it’s time to sharpen up your skills.  Before you decide what to delve into, look at your career and examine what you liked and didn’t like about your past jobs.  Or even better, if you have a particular position or company in mind, use that as a guide as to what to look into.

I knew I didn’t want to be a manager anymore, that I wanted to do SSIS more or at least some form of integration/migration, and thought it was time for me to move to a bigger corp environment.  So I found a way to do some small project work that turned into a huge thing we implemented and was off to the races.  Soon after that, with some adjustments to my resume, I was out in the market, more confident in myself, my skills, and what I was looking for.  I think the last part was key – before I had been going on interviews that matched the salaried and got smoked on the technical interviews because they were doing much more than I had been or was capable of.

Be realistic, know yourself, and don’t give up.

Be Happy

Life is too short to be doing something you aren’t suited for.

The Dalai Lama said

"Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."

There is a lot of merit in this statement, but the reality of the situation is, we all have to work.  Unless  you’re that fortunate person who has figured a way around the system and travels the world getting paid to do cool shit 🙂

So there I was, sitting in a job I wasn’t happy with because I wasn’t doing what I was supposed to be doing.  You may ask yourself, “How do you figure out what you’re supposed to be doing?”, and truthfully it took me a while to figure it out, but I am not going to say “THIS IS THE WAY” because I found what worked for me.  You really have to find what works for you.

For a long time, all I wanted was to get the title of ‘Director’ in some form or another for an IT department.  I wasn’t happy with developing because I wanted the title, the responsibility, and most importantly, the paycheck that came along with it.  I worked, sacrificed, switched several companies, and worked my tail off to learn and adapt and become what I needed to be in order to be that person.

And I was miserable.

I still  had bills to pay, so I tried to suggest alternatives to my situation that would allow me to do what I’m REALLY good at.  Wasn’t going to be possible in the situation I was in, so I started down a path of self discovery, focusing on what I’m good at.  The surprising thing was what I found along the way.  That’s one of the most important things I found was that we spend too much time looking ahead at what’s coming or working towards to enjoy where we are and how we’re moving along.

I started investigating what I’m REALLY good at, and came  up with the notion as good at programming as I might be, my strength really sits in the fact that I excel in a group.  I’m the guy who throws out the ideas, puts in my .02$, and hopefully steers the group around obstacles to come up with the best solution to what the problem is.  I discovered in the process that I was also really good at identifying NEEDS vs WANTS.  I can really listen to someone to hear what they want to do, and then discuss, plan, and discover what the real bottom line issue or enhancement is, and help a team to implement that.

“I want a brand new page that will allow me to do X” turns into a small adjustment to an existing page with some additional information so the person gets what they want while we still supply the original users with what they want, and a little extra.

“I want a report that will give me these calculations and I want to run it every x hours so I can mix it with these 10 other things and deliver a matrix that I’ve put together” turns into a small datawarehouse project where we not only give them the calcs they need, but also expose the fact that we can give them the whole matrix and then some with a bunch of other factors thrown in for flavor.

It took me digging in and doing a LOT of work on my own and some seriously soul searching to find out what works for me.  I spent a long time jumping from job to job because I wanted to make more money so I could finally do what I wanted to do.  I’m still in debt, not as much as before, but the added cash didn’t magically save the day.  Changing spending and saving habits is doing that, so why not get into something I really enjoy.  I spent a lot of time early in my career blaming outside things – lack of training, lack of budget, rough bosses, etc for not being able to excel.

I manage a team of 2, working with an internal team of 7 with a bunch of third party vendors doing work for  us.  I want to do the work, not manage the stuff.  The issue here is, how do I transition back to development status, without taking the salary hit I know is coming?  I went on a bunch of interviews for jobs I wasn’t qualified for because they paid the salary I needed to keep paying the bills.  In truth, if I had gotten any of those jobs, I may have been able to ‘fake it till you make it’, but the stress would have been just as bad as I was already facing.  I took some time off from interviewing and being disappointed (hell, I applied for an architect job – what was I thinking?) and did some real thinking and some soul searching and talked with a lot of people.  Sometimes got away from me and I would spend several minutes bitching and moaning about how things should be done etc.  In the end, I came up with what worked (plus I got REALLY lucky in the job I found).

  1. Find out what makes you happy, but be realistic.  You can’t start throwing 98 mph fastballs or get a job at CERN without training and know how.  For me, I realized I wanted to work with people, and I wanted to get back into development.
  2. Ask yourself what you can do to get closer to a solution for #1.  I got re-involved on twitter with #SQLFamily, asking and answering questions on SQLServerCentral.com and began studying the foundations of SSIS and SQL.  I knew that I had been smoked by some really simple questions on interviews, so I started there and began with a few suggestions from Dusty and started refining what I wanted to focus on.  I really enjoyed the experience of building a datawarehouse from scratch at one of my companies, so I started one at home based on Red Sox statistical data
  3. Help people.  I found that if I saw a question on Twitter in #SSISHelp or #SQLHelp, I’d start looking up the solution if I didn’t know it and post anything that might help the person.  I also found that some solutions that I had spent weeks on would help someone out if I posted the details of how, obviously hiding the sensitive data (id/pass/url).  Sharing information not only helps people, but it feels really good.
  4. Take time to be thankful for what you have.  There’s a proverb I found really poignant that helps me remember perspective:
  5. An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. “A fight is going on inside me,” he said to the boy.
    
    “It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.” He continued, “The other is good – he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. The same fight is going on inside you – and inside every other person, too.”
    
    The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, “Which wolf will win?”
    
    The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.”

I hope that this may help someone through a rough time or even just help someone decide that life really is too short, and lift their spirits enough to move in a better direction.  Lets be honest – we all have to pay bills.  How you make that money, or spend the time, really is up to you.  Some of us have to dig ourselves out of the pit of our own making, but it’s worth it.

Good luck.

Jack of all trades

So I’ve been working in IT in one capacity or another for the last 20 years.  (Oh wow, that just made me feel super old).  I’ve done everything from helpdesk to 3rd level tech support to tech writing and QA to managing a development team.  I have all this experience spread across technologies, industries, and years.

Is it inherently bad to be fairly good at a lot of things as opposed to an expert on a few?  I always find myself wanting to look into new things, new approaches, even older stuff to see how it works and how I can use it.  And then my daughter wants to hang out, or my wife wants to do something, or my son wants to jam.  The job I hold now is really frenetic at times and I find that if  you don’t use something right after a training class, it tends to fade faster than if  you are using something on a regular basis.

I learn by doing.  There’s only a certain amount of time in the day, and though I’m getting better at managing my time, I still find myself envious of the true experts in specific fields.  I think a lot of it might have to do with the fact that I feel like people have found their ‘thing’ and I’m still looking for mine.  I need to do what I like and focus on it for a while instead of bouncing around from thing to thing.  They call me the hole-plugger – if it needs to get done, I’ll get it done.

Anyway, I’m not sure of the point I was going for here, I was at work until 11pm and then home testing till 1:30am.  Amazing at how the brain works.